(Be sure to write “OKAY TO REPRODUCE” and include a name if you want a chance for your letter to be included in a future letters column!)
Did you see Colonel Bombshell make a guest appearance in last Sunday's Polarnoids!?! We're all very proud of her, though we don't quite get why she was colored in…I mean, here in this realm, chromatic details are left up to each reader's imagination, and normally, if you're from this realm, you don't get colored in if you visit another one. But, if you're from a different realm that has colors, then you won't be colored in when you visit us, but you'll go back to being colored in when you go back home…Does this mean that Colonel Bombshell isn't actually from this realm?!? Maybe that's why she never tells us what military she's a Colonel in…What an enigma! (Also, this is why you should always read my Scribb1es, because that's where you get The Lore!!!)
More important than any of that crap, though, is that Colonel Bombshell's rabbit is really frakkin' cute! Once again, Colonel Bombshell's goin' around, dropping bombshells that she's not just a badass hardass and ass-kicker…She's also got a side that likes cute little bunnies with loppy ears! (And, she's super into my cousin, Chase, which I think is gross, but Siobhán says is a sweet thing…I just don't wanna go to some goddamn wedding for my cousin…Cousins' weddings are The Worst!) But Major Damage is great, and I'm pretty sure he's Colonel Bombshell's 2nd-in-command, so that's…Honestly, that's kind-of concerning, but Zebra seems cool with him, and if she's cool with someone's pet, then I am too! (Zebra definitely has terrible judgment, but mine is arguably worse, so…)
But hey! my skateboard made an appearance in this one! Weirdly, that doesn't happen nearly as often as it should for a comic that is called Libby Sk8er Girl…Brian is clearly a doofus.