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As much as I hate Brandy de Hex, I'm very glad that she's so good at magic. Her sister on the other boob—I mean hand…Well, I'm glad so much of her magic is temporary. I think I'd fall off if I tried to skateboard with these knockin' around in front of me. As it is, I can't stand up straight.
But enough prattle pertaining to pectoral protuberances…The important thing is that we're all back to being human, and hopefully there won't be any more ongoing story arcs for a while. I'd like to go back to one-off shenanigans where I am the causer of problems, not the experiencer of them. It'd also be cool to ride my skateboard again!
Brian, these are my notes to you, I hope you're paying attention!