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Man, it's been so windy here lately that they should change the town's name to Chicago! It's a major inconvenience for v-v-very sm-small animals, as well as any chick whose primary mode of transportation is a plank of wood with four wheels screwed onto it. But, I guess all those Land Pirates with their Land Ships appreciate it!
Unfortunately, that's about all there is to say this week. Life is pretty dull and repetitive. Brian may or may not be DJ'ing at a student radio station now, but we can't be totally sure…Maybe you could check on Fridays from 9-11am at 90.5FM KCSU, or streaming live at kcsufm.com. Maybe you'll know then…Maybe you won't! In either case, don't judge the music too harshly…Brian has a certain number of a certain type of songs he has to play. (Instead, just judge all the dead air Brian makes!)
Anyway, I bet you were totally blown away by this comic, so I'll just let you go find your toupée or whatever and I'll go do my thing.