(Be sure to write “OKAY TO REPRODUCE” and include a name if you want a chance for your letter to be included in a future letters column!)
What a [w]itch, am I right?
Seriously, it's so obnoxious. Even in a crossover, where she makes her first appearance in a comic in almost a YEAR, Brandy de Hex has the audacity to ask "who the %#@*" I am? But hey, I'm an affable sk8er girl. Rather than getting mad, I just told her what's up: I'm cool and she's a lazy layabout who thinks she's better because "her comics are in color." Well, guess what, Babe, my comics being in black & white is an artistic choice! I don't even actually have a set color design. I am but as you see me…and that's pretty damn perfect, if you asked any unbiased source. (That means you probably shouldn't ask Anna Log, since she seems to think I didn't know how to spell her name until recently or something.)
That said, it's still pretty cool that Brandy exists, and she will actually begin continuing to exist very soon! (Next week, in fact.) If you are a person of taste and virtue, you'll just keep reading this comic, Libby Sk8er Girl because it's pure perfection. But, if you want to have a more complete narrative that isn't "on the fine line between absurd and stupid" (Anna said that), you might want to head over to Brandy's realm next Wednesday…after you read whatever I have to offer next week, of course!
Also, you may have noticed a new resident on my page (as well as the Polarnoids page) today. That is, there is now a nice little spot to put an ad through the Comic Ad Network. There had been one hanging out on the Brandy page for quite some time, but Brian finally sorted out how to put it on any page he wants on the Starry Knight Studios website! This is fantastic news, because it means there might be a way for me to make money, since nobody seems interested in buying my merch. Granted, this depends on other people wanting to pay to advertise on this site, but it's possible! After all, there's lots of weird stuff that appeals to…some people? I dunno, we'll just have to see, I guess.
Aaaaand, that's all I've got for you for now! Be sure to tune in next week where you're almost completely guaranteed that you won't see my bare chest! (You won't see my bear chest, either, but that's because I'm getting it cleaned.) Thanks for wasting time with me, rather than doing worthless life shit. It really warms my heart, even if it doesn't fill my bank account at the Fictional Bank of Fictional Characters (FFDIC insured).