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'Sup, Dudes!?
Let's make it clear off the bat: Chase the Sn0 Bro is NOT my boyfriend. I am far too cool to be in a relationship, first of all, and second of all, I would never date someone named "Chase." That's just ridiculous! Nope. Instead, Chase is just a character who manifested from Brian's observation that lots of guys wear long-sleeved shirts and shorts when it's freezing cold out and an anecdotal correlation that they also tend to snowboard. (Both of these phenomena are common occurrences in Colorado.)
In this situation, Chase was teaching me how to snowboard, and let me tell you: Boards should have wheels on them. It's just a fact. Plus, with skateboarding, you've gotta be super talented just to stand on the thing, since eating pavement is a lot harder than eating snow. (Though, I will attest that it feels weird to get snow in your navel.)
At least, that's my opinion. I'm an unreliable narrator, though, so you should definitely take everything I say as being 100% fact. After all, you read something on the internet that was supposedly written by someone who doesn't even have a last name. You'd believe whatever Zendaya says, right? I mean, it's not like she's an actor who pretends to be other people for a living. I'm the same thing, only I don't just play fictional characters in movies, I am a fictional character!!! (Brian says I'm not as famous as Zendaya, though, but that could change…Maybe Zendaya will play me in a movie one day! That'd be cool!)
Anyway, I think it's time to end this Scribb1e. If you go to the link up above (or this one), you'll find that there are new designs in my merch collection. They're some of my recent comics (plus a couple older ones), and you can get them emblazoned on T-shirts, shower curtains, stickers, and (of course) a skateboard! Check it out now, while you're thinking of it! Or, if you don't care, then…don't check it out? It doesn't really matter. Either way, I'll probably end this paragraph with a parenthetical, like I did the last three. (Oh, look…I did!)