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'Sup, Dudes!?
Fun Fact: Did you know that this is the first Libby Sk8er Girl comic to have the letter <q> in its title? Yup! Now all 26 letters are accounted for in my comic titles! (There are also some accented forms of letters, as well as other characters and things, but now we've got all of the basic letters of the English version of the Latin alphabet…) None of this matters.
In other news, I hate today, and yes, it's almost entirely because I had to see what you saw. Chase and Colonel Bombshell are just so mushy and lovey…IT'S TOO CUTE!!!! What's next? Are they going to get married? Will I have to attend some goddamned cousin wedding??? I hate cousin weddings…
Maybe it would be more tolerable if I got to have a hottie to smooch on too…Just because Brian's a pathetic loser who's sad and alone doesn't mean I have to be! Where's Guy Hunkmann? He's sexy…Or maybe Siobhán's brother…Or, maybe someone else entirely!?! (Who am I kidding? If I ever get to have a boyfriend, it'll probably be some flimsy self-insert character so that it's like I'm dating Brian, which is just dumb. I may live in his imagination, but I am not girlfriend material for a non-fictional person…But is the Brian I talk about here entirely non-fictional? I don't wanna think about it…[But seriously, Brian: NO SELF-INSERT BOYFRIENDS!!!])
Annnyyyywaaaaaayyyy, Happy Valentine's Day! If you've got a bae and you forgot to buy a gift, might I suggest this, or perhaps one of these? None of it will arrive in time for February 14th of 2024, but they'd arrive way ahead of time for next year. You may also just end-up needing it for yourself, as something fun to brighten your spirits after you get dumped for being a forgetful dingus. (And note: I am a firm believer in both people in a relationship giving a gift, so nobody's off the hook. Even Colonel Bombshell gave Chase that shirt he's wearing!) I think this is all a very good idea, and you should definitely heed my suggestions. Life is better when you purchase merchandise that will be profitable for me!
Now, if you'll excuse me, Brian needs to put his laundry away and put new sheets on his bed, so I've gotta go sit in his imagination…So it goes when you're a fictional character dependent upon a non-fictional person to leave any kind of mark upon the non-fictional world!