Libby’s Scribb1es

'Sup, Dudes!?

Siobhán had sure as hell better be wearing pasties. My shoes may not be the cleanest things in the world, but I don't want her nipple cooties all over my deck. I don't care if that makes sense or if nipple cooties aren't actually a thing. I just won't stand for it!

Anyway, I'm sure you're wondering why I'm making mittens for Anna Log, especially after the events of last week's issue. But, you see, this is how I'm making up for it! Anna and Penny were the only friends of mine who were, like, properly piss-oh'd, so I offered to do something for each of them to make up for it. Penny just asked for money, and Anna asked me to knit her a pair of mittens. I really preferred Penny's request, because as much as I hate parting with money, I am not looking forward to knitting a second one of these things. (I did offer to do something for Siobhán and Chase, too, but they're chill and didn't ask for anything. That's why I like them better!)

Anyway, that's it for now…I'm really starting to think Siobhán is making a mistake and should be careful about scraping her chestal region. After all, it's not like the top of a skateboard is exactly smooth…