Libby’s Scribb1es

'Sup, Dudes!?

123 is one of those numbers that's just weirdly satisfying. Like, it's numbers in sequence, but it's so much better than 12, and it's better than 1,234. Brian thinks part of it is because the numerals add up to 6, and he thinks 6 is this wonderful number, because he was born on the 6th, Number 6 is the main character in The Prisoner, Six is the hot Cylon in Battlestar Galactica (as though any of the female Cylons aren't conspicuously attractive in some way or another). Plus, the other two cool numbers—42 and 123—have numerals that add up to 6…or so Brian says!

Personally, at this point, I'm just annoyed at Anna. Like, she's being such a pill about doing the 1-2-3 thing, and yet she went and got her navel pierced at some point. Why would you go do that and then be all weird about baring her midriff? She's done it before! Is it about having a 2 painted on there??? Ooooooh! Or, is it that she's afraid some family member of hers will see that she got a piercing and they'll disown her, so she won't be able to afford to shoot photos on film anymore?!?! I bet that's what it is…Her prudish Great-Aunt Gertrude has a darkroom that Anna uses for free, and even though she apparently has the disposable income to make a hole in her abdomen to hang jewelry from, she doesn't think she can afford to develop her photos somewhere else…Maybe aliens are involved too!

This seems exceptionally plausible to me. Even if it's inaccurate, I know that it's right. Either that, or Anna's just being a hypocritical storm cloud at my super clever, fun parade. If that's the case, then Anna's an asshole. Screw you, Anna Log!

Meanwhile, I have no idea what Siobhán is doing, but I'm glad she's here. She's always such a lovely and supportive friend. She isn't just a dumb lemming, but she doesn't just rag and snark on you whenever you ask her to do something fun that wasn't her idea. If Anna's an asshole, then Siobhán is like a…mouth or something…Y'know, because she's the opposite of an asshole! I think this idea has legs.

Until next time, I hope you enjoyed my brilliant concept and agree that Anna Log is an asshole. I mean, she made me ride a skateboard strapped to a rocket once…She can't just paint a 2 on her tummy and show it for the time it takes Chase or Colonel Bombshell to take a couple pictures? Hell, Siobhán's standing there half naked! Tell me what you think! (But only tell me what you think if you 100% agree with me, because I'm not interested in debating. I know I'm right!)